spiralmenace

“I guess this is a thing now: One picture a’ when you first started out adventuring, and one where you are now. Surprised I even had these lying around still.
Gods, look at that dumb smile. Guess I was happier back then. I sure as hells ain’t happy now.”

halfwayriight:

Jackpot!

n-i-95:

rocketpunchriot:

The Blue Mage Experience

devalentione:

Ultima, the High Seraph.

twerklina:

ajani-on-the-spot:

gehayi:
berlynn-wohl:
hapabap:
nazerine:
plasmalogical:
paxamericana:
Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.
Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.
There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.
(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)
“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

nagity:

カルセレひょっひょ〜

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.