a sonic declaration of spite
YOU SEE THIS LITTLE FUCKER??
THIS IS SPRITZEE. IT IS A FLUFFY, PINK, FAIRY-TYPE PLAGUE DOCTOR BIRD.
EVIDENCE, YOU ASK?
IT IS THE PERFUME POKEMON.  DOCTORS KEPT FLOWERS IN THEIR MASK BECAUSE PERFUME WAS SAID TO WARD OFF THE PLAGUE.
IN ITS MOVESET IS AROMATHERAPY. ITS ABILITY IS HEALER.
AND LOOK AT ITS ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKING FACE. IF THAT DOESN’T SCREAM PLAGUE DOCTOR I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPRITZEE I’M GONNA FUCKING JUDGE YOU.

YOU SEE THIS LITTLE FUCKER??

THIS IS SPRITZEE. IT IS A FLUFFY, PINK, FAIRY-TYPE PLAGUE DOCTOR BIRD.

EVIDENCE, YOU ASK?

IT IS THE PERFUME POKEMON.  DOCTORS KEPT FLOWERS IN THEIR MASK BECAUSE PERFUME WAS SAID TO WARD OFF THE PLAGUE.

IN ITS MOVESET IS AROMATHERAPY. ITS ABILITY IS HEALER.

AND LOOK AT ITS ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKING FACE. IF THAT DOESN’T SCREAM PLAGUE DOCTOR I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPRITZEE I’M GONNA FUCKING JUDGE YOU.

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    YOU KNOW WHAT I’M FUCKIN MAD ABOUT IT TOO FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BULLSHIT PERFUME FURBY
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